For those of you who took one look at the pedalboard post below and went, ‘Lame. I can make better music without having to have 95% of that gear,’ I humbly submit to you some of my own personal cures for boredom as a musician:

  • Sing Fergie’s ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry’ on the chorus:

  • Picture them selling out stadiums 20 years later (and Edge is still just as annoyed by Bono):

  • I apologize. This one is really, really dumb. But I just can’t seem to help myself:

  • And lastly, the inexorable end for all of us rockers: