…how many of you come here solely to keep track of what ginormous new universal statement I may make, and then how long it takes me to break my own rules?

As in,

August 2nd: ‘Tubes. Nope, no excuses. Tubes.’

August: 9th: ‘The Timeline sounds just like the T-Rex Replica, and it doesn’t have tubes. So I don’t really care that the Timeline 2 doesn’t have tubes.’

Splendid.
Karl.

P.S. I promise, a real post is coming soon. For those of you for some reason still reading, God bless you. So here’s the best gift I can think of today:

I was about to say that I don’t have any idea why the ringwraiths are excavating the tree root, but then at the end it’s like, ‘Oh, of course. Because there’s a man in there.’ ;) But in all seriousness, Ireland is the source of all music.