We talk a lot on this blog about what to do, and how to play, and most of it is all my opinions that I just consider fact because they came from my head. And, of course, I tend to be partial to what’s in my own head. But this is not my opinion, and it’s not me being partial. I just heard this song for the first time, and I have officially dubbed it the Worst Song of Ever. (And by ‘officially’, I mean, ‘in my head’.)

Now, there’s a whole list of things you should never do as a guitarist, or as musician…or, simply, as an inhabitant of this planet. And I could list them, but this song does a way better job giving an audible and visual example of said list. Much better than I could do. So, pretty much, if it’s in this song……you shouldn’t do it.

Splendid……? (As in, ‘I’m Ron Burgundy……?’)